will: ugh! fine! if it means that much to you!
will: mommy, do we have lots of kinds of teeth in our mouths?
me: yes, will, we do. we have molars and canines and other ones too.
will: yes, incisors.
will: mommy, did you ever have a cavity when you were a kid?
me: nope, not as a kid, but i did when i was a grown-up.
will: oh. and did your dentist fix it?
me: yep, she did.
will: oh, that was so nice of her.
(when his sister bent over after a bath) i see quinn's toodey button!
i'm going to poop on your head! i tooted in your face! i have a stinky tush! ahahahahahahahaha.
it's not fair. (everything)
will: can i have some crackers, mommy?
me: no, i'm sorry, but you didn't eat any of your dinner.
will: i don't yove you anymore! (followed by mean boy face and lots of unexplained blinking)
daddy: will, why are you making that face? do you feel sad? or mad?
will: no, daddy. this is just my unusual face.
(at a restaurant)
will: mommyyyyyyy! mommmyyyyy! (screaming and writhing on a couch as we sat at our table)
me: what! what is it!?
will: i want you mommy! come here! i want you!
me: will, i'm trying to eat my dinner. you come here!
will: nooooooo! mommy! i want youuuuu!
me: fine, fine.
(i walk over and sit next to him)
will: mommy, can i pet you?
me: um, okay.
will: mommy, you're just too beautiful.
will: mommy, i fart quinn.
me: oh. what does that mean?
will: it means... it means... sisters need binkies.
will: i stalk quinn! hahahaha.
me: i see. what does that mean?
will: it means no hitting!
will: i wanna watch a show!!!
me: sorry bud. no show. we're about to eat dinner.
will: but i wanna watch a show and peace out!
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