on falling snow:
me: isn't the snow beautiful, will?
w: yes, mommy. pieces of cloud break off and fluff and flutter down to the ground.
me: holy crap! you're a genius!
* i later realized this was quoted verbatim from a recently watched episode of stella and sam.
on quinn learning to walk:
w: quinn is drunken.
me: where did you hear that word, will?
w: papa. (my dad)
on katy perry:
w: mommy, are you katy perry?
me: i'm afraid not, buddy.
w: oh, is lindsey?
on my driving:
w: watch out for that car, mommy! slow down! speed up! it's a red light! you went through the red light!
me: no, i didn't.
on the mickey mouse clubhouse he was watching:
w: i watched this show a year ago.
me: actually, that was yesterday.
to my friend nicky, during a play date:
w: um, excuse me, but do you have any nail clippers?
nicky: why yes, will, we do. would you like to use them?
w: no.
* this was a hypothetical question. he is very concerned about his nails these days.
while driving through the neighborhood:
w: once upon a time, that sign fell over.
me: what do you think made the sign fall over?
w: i believe it was the wind.
during a tantrum:
me: please stop screaming.
w: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
me: please stop yelling, will!
w: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
me: close your mouth and stop the noise that is coming out of it.
w: SILENCE.
* i was exceptionally proud of that one.
and, for the first time ever, quinn speak!
mumumumumumum! (mommy)
dadadadadadadadada! (daddy)
wauw! (will)
and, last but certainly not least,
yumyumyumyumyumyumyum (yum yum!)
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