seen and heard

seen:

toddler running down the hallway with gymbo the clown in one hand, a diaper in the other.

gymbo the clown in a diaper.

toddler rummaging through the garbage can and retrieving a piece of discarded food.  eating discarded food.

eight car magnets strategically stuffed beneath a drawer next to the fridge.

toddler and three-year-old neighbor in violent tug of war over a giant red ball, each hugging one side of the ball while crying and yelling at the top of their lungs.

potty insert worn as a hat.

toddler spinning and spinning and spinning, and then falling over.  repeat.

toddler sneaking out of gate at park and running down street while laughing like a maniac.  repeat.


and heard:

yook, man!
look, man!  also, look at that man.

bawack o-mama!
barack obama

todas and perdis
thomas and percy

i did it!  you did it!
self-explanatory

ah jou.
i love you.

mano geegee peese!
mango squeezie please!

gak ooh.
thank you.

gaj doah! uh uh uh!
garage door! up up up!

and finally,

bo, yoh dwa-manic. 
will, you're dramatic.